December 20th 2:12pm – Case # 4886223 – Suspects clothing matched just about everything from the newly released store catalog. Suspect was apprehended and clothes confiscated for comparison to store merchandise. Once stripped, LP officer promised no police involvement if suspect allowed officer to practice cavity searches on them via probing. Evidence logged on Dec 20, 2017.
Date: January 20, 2018
Actors: Jade Amber